{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-sale","title":"🎅🏻Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"fsb-page\" id=\"fsb-module\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#fsb-module{\n  --red:#9f1d20;--deep:#4f1215;--cream:#fff9f2;--gold:#e5b85f;\n  --ink:#2d2323;--muted:#766866;--card:#fff;--line:#eee3da;\n  font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,\"Segoe UI\",Roboto,Arial,sans-serif;\n  color:var(--ink);max-width:1120px;margin:0 auto;padding:20px 14px 90px;box-sizing:border-box;\n}\n#fsb-module *{box-sizing:border-box}\n#fsb-module img{display:block;width:100%;height:auto}\n#fsb-module .sec{margin:22px 0;border-radius:24px;overflow:hidden;background:#fff;border:1px solid var(--line);box-shadow:0 12px 34px rgba(73,32,26,.08)}\n#fsb-module .pad{padding:34px 30px}\n#fsb-module .eyebrow{margin:0 0 10px;color:var(--red);font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:1.6px;text-transform:uppercase}\n#fsb-module 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.steps,\n  #fsb-module .usegrid,\n  #fsb-module .styles{grid-template-columns:1fr}\n  #fsb-module .card{padding:17px}\n  #fsb-module .mobile-cta{\n    display:block;\n    position:fixed;\n    left:10px;\n    right:10px;\n    bottom:10px;\n    z-index:999;\n    padding:13px 18px;\n    border-radius:999px;\n    background:#a51f21;\n    color:#fff!important;\n    text-align:center;\n    text-decoration:none;\n    font-size:14px;\n    font-weight:900;\n    box-shadow:0 8px 25px rgba(0,0,0,.28)\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec hero\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eThe cheekiest little Christmas surprise\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSanta’s Got Your Back(side).\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eA plush Christmas character, a practical tissue holder, and one ridiculous little punchline guests won’t forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"badges\"\u003e🎅 Playful Holiday Design 🧻 Surprise Tissue Opening 🎁 Funny Gift Idea 🏠 Home • Office • Car*\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564275526926337.webp?v=1792651502\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"strip\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"strip-item\"\u003e😂 Instant conversation starter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"strip-item\"\u003e🧻 Practical tissue access\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"strip-item\"\u003e🎄 Christmas character décor\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"strip-item\"\u003e🎁 Memorable gag gift\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"sec\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e01 \/ Not your average tissue holder\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOne Look. Instant Smiles.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eThe fluffy Santa outfit gets the first look. The tissue opening at the back delivers the joke. It turns an everyday household item into something people notice, point at and laugh about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCute From the Front\u003c\/strong\u003e Red velvet-style outfit, fluffy white trim, curly beard and classic Santa details.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHilarious From the Back\u003c\/strong\u003e The tissues pull from Santa’s backside for an unexpected visual punchline.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564276114128897.webp?v=1792651502\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder in a vehicle\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec dark\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e02 \/ The best part\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYes. That’s Where the Tissues Come Out.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eNo complicated joke to explain. Pull a tissue from the rear opening and the product does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLoad Your Tissues\u003c\/strong\u003e Place compatible tissues inside the holder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePull From the Back\u003c\/strong\u003e Feed the tissue through the rear opening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"num\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy the Reaction\u003c\/strong\u003e Every tissue comes with the same cheeky punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ChatGPT_2026_10_23_15_55_21-2.png?v=1792742183\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Tissue pull detail\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e03 \/ Funny enough to gift\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor the Person Who Already Has Everything.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eA fun Christmas exchange pick, a silly surprise for Dad or Grandpa, or a memorable gift for the friend who always brings the jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"quote\"\u003eNot another ordinary Christmas gift — something the whole room will remember.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"checks\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"check\"\u003e✓ Funny Christmas gift exchanges\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"check\"\u003e✓ Dad, Grandpa, friends \u0026amp; coworkers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"check\"\u003e✓ Santa collectors and novelty décor fans\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"check\"\u003e✓ Holiday hosts who love a conversation starter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564277070430209.webp?v=1792651502\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Funny Christmas gift scene\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e04 \/ Plenty of places to smile\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Keep the Joke in Just One Room?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eUse it on a living-room side table, home-office desk, guest-room dresser or another stable holiday display surface. For vehicle use, only place it where secure and clear of driving controls, visibility and airbags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"usegrid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"use\"\u003e🏠 Living Room\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"use\"\u003e💻 Home Office\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"use\"\u003e🛏️ Guest Room\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"use\"\u003e🚗 Secure Car Placement*\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564277590523905.webp?v=1792651502\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder in multiple settings\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec dark\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003e05 \/ The holiday memory\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Little Guest That Steals the Show.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003ePut Santa on the coffee table or holiday table and even reaching for a tissue becomes part of the fun. Part Christmas décor. Part practical joke. All personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/95564278228058113.webp?v=1792651502\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Family Christmas table with Santa tissue holder\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eChoose your festive style\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOne Joke. More Ways to Gift It.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003ePick your favorite character above, or choose the bundle if you want more than one laugh around the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"styles\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"style\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎅 Santa Claus\u003c\/strong\u003e The classic cheeky Christmas version\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"style\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🤠 Cowboy\u003c\/strong\u003e A playful western-style alternative\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"style\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎅 + 🤠 Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e Two characters for twice the fun\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eGood to know before buying\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a real tissue holder or only a decoration?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is sold as a novelty tissue holder. The tissue pulls through the rear opening while the plush character also works as humorous seasonal décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhere do the tissues come out?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey pull through the opening at the character’s backside, as shown in the product images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat size tissues fit inside?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease check the selected option or supplier specifications for exact tissue compatibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre tissues included?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTissues shown in lifestyle images may be for demonstration. Check the selected option for exact included contents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan I use it in a car?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly place it in a vehicle when it can be secured and cannot interfere with driving, controls, visibility or airbags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a good Christmas gift?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is designed as a playful novelty gift for people who enjoy Santa humor, quirky Christmas décor and memorable gift exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"sec cta\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pad\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eA little Christmas cheekiness\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGive Them a Laugh. Give Santa a Spot.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"copy\"\u003eBring home the tissue holder that turns an ordinary tissue into a Christmas punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" class=\"btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fomonest.com\/\"\u003e Choose Your Style Above ↑\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"note\"\u003e*For vehicle use, place only where secure and clear of controls, visibility and airbags.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" class=\"mobile-cta\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fomonest.com\/\"\u003e 🎅 Choose Your Style ↑\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ahlwovip","offers":[{"title":"One","offer_id":51407297904887,"sku":"1KF26102602-One","price":22.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0942\/2330\/2903\/files\/95564168874164225_e5ad7936-d4eb-4951-8779-6ae6db382d0f.webp?v=1793002802","url":"https:\/\/ahlwovip.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-sale","provider":"ahlwovip","version":"1.0","type":"link"}